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Quotations about Chocolate


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Welcome to my page of quotes about chocolate — the ultimate food of happiness! I eat a lot of chocolate, okay — a lot of chocolate. I was probably going to write something here inviting you all to enjoy the quotations, but really I think I'm just going to go eat some chocolate. —tεᖇᖇ¡·g


Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake. ~Periwinkle Jones


I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. ~Caroline Rhea


Walks to the kitchen for a glass of water. Comes back with a bowl of M&Ms. ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn


There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. ~Author unknown


Marvellous chocolate —
Rich warm creamy chocolate
Intense wonderful chocolate
Dark, light, nutty, or white
Chocolate! all shapes & sizes
It's the key to delight!
~Terri Guillemets, "Marvellous chocolate," 2019, blackout poetry created from Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 1964


God gave the angels wings and humans chocolate. ~Author unknown


Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. ~Jason Love


Chocolate is good for fighting flu-like symptoms, right? ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn


Some consider carob to be a reasonable substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients... and because it can — when combined with vegetable fat and sugar — be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can also be made in favor of dirt. ~Sandra Boynton


Fruit only angers my need for chocolate. ~Jason Love


Love?! Forget love! I’d rather fall in chocolate. ~Sandra J. Dykes


Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces. ~Judith Viorst


If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control-top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ~Author unknown


Party on! Today's stress has been cancelled, courtesy of chocolate. ~Terri Guillemets


Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile. ~Author unknown


Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. ~Author unknown


It's a sin to waste chocolate. It's in the Bible. Ghirardelli® 3:17. ~Terri Guillemets


Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. ~Author unknown


Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is. ~Author unknown


Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton


I don't drown my sorrows — I suffocate them with chocolate. ~Author unknown


Man cannot live on chocolate alone but woman sure can. ~Author unknown


If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. ~Author unknown



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