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Quotations about Chocolate

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Welcome to my page of quotes about chocolate — the ultimate food of happiness! I eat a lot of chocolate, okay — a lot of chocolate. I was probably going to write something here inviting you all to enjoy the quotations, but really I think I'm just going to go eat some chocolate. While I'm gone, please do enjoy the quotes! —tεᖇᖇ¡·g

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces. ~Judith Viorst

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. ~Fernando Pessoa

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. ~Lora Brody

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. ~Author Unknown

Forget love — I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes

I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate. ~Author Unknown

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. ~Author Unknown

If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going. ~Author Unknown

'Twill make old women young and fresh,
Create new motions of the flesh,
And cause them long for you know what,
If they but taste of Chocolate.
~Antonio Colmenero de Ledesma, "A Curious Treatise of The Nature and Quality of Chocolate,"1631, translated from the Spanish by James Wadsworth, 1640

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate. ~Jason Love

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is. ~Author Unknown

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. ~Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"

Friends without chocolate are called enemies. ~Terri Guillemets

Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can. ~Author Unknown

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ~Author Unknown

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter! ~Author Unknown

Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work. ~Robert Brault,

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. ~Author Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. ~Jo Brand

...Its Virtue is so much,
That if a Lady get a touch,
Her grief it will extenuate,
If she but smell of Chocolate.
~Antonio Colmenero de Ledesma, "A Curious Treatise of The Nature and Quality of Chocolate,"1631, translated from the Spanish by James Wadsworth, 1640

Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake. ~Periwinkle Jones, @peachesanscream, 2014

The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! ~Terry Moore

It's a sin to waste chocolate. It's in the Bible. Ghirardelli 3:17. ~Terri Guillemets

If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed. ~Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. ~Truman Capote

Money may talk, but chocolate sings. ~Author Unknown

God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate. ~Author Unknown

Tell us no more of weapon-salve,
But rather doom us to a grave,
For sure our wounds will ulcerate
Unless they're washt with Chocolate.
~Antonio Colmenero de Ledesma, "A Curious Treatise of The Nature and Quality of Chocolate,"1631, translated from the Spanish by James Wadsworth, 1640

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! ~Charles Schulz

At no other time has Nature concentrated such a wealth of valuable nourishment into such a small space as in the cocoa bean. ~Alexander von Humboldt

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile. ~Author Unknown

Party on! Today's stress has been cancelled, courtesy of chocolate. ~Terri Guillemets

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex. ~Alicia Silverstone

Sometimes, eating a thick slice of chocolate fudge cake with ice cream makes you a better person. ~Dr. SunWolf, 2012 tweet,

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. ~Jason Love

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. ~Author Unknown

The nut-brown Lasses of the Land,
Whom Nature vail'd in face and hand,
Are quickly beauties of high rate,
By one small draught of Chocolate.
~Antonio Colmenero de Ledesma, "A Curious Treatise of The Nature and Quality of Chocolate,"1631, translated from the Spanish by James Wadsworth, 1640

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt. ~Sandra Boynton

Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious! ~Terri Guillemets

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. ~Author Unknown

I can hear chocolate being unwrapped, somewhere. ~Dr. SunWolf, 2012 tweet,

Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness. ~Terri Guillemets

Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside. ~Violet Sueno

Everyone has a price — mine is chocolate. ~Author Unknown

Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. [Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.] ~Spanish Proverb  [¡Amén, dice Tere! —tεᖇᖇ¡·g]

If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage? ~Marie de Rabutin-Chantal

Fudge is made by chocolate angels. ~Terri Guillemets

*Poof!* And just like that, there are now 3 fewer chocolate caramels in the world. ~Dr. SunWolf, 2014 tweet,

The sweet bite and magical melt of pure milk chocolate — every taste takes you to a happy place, just as satisfying and delicious as when you were little. ~Lake Champlain Chocolates,

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson, about what women want

Chocolate promises to make everything okay. ~Terri Guillemets  [And usually it does. —tεᖇᖇ¡·g]

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists. ~Leslie Moak Murray

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants. ~Oleg Kiselev

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. ~Author unknown

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