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Quotations about Civilization
Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don’t. ~Lord Raglan
Codi: Gives you the willies, doesn’t it? The thought of raising kids in a place where the front yard ends in a two-hundred-foot drop? [referring to cliff dwellings]
Loyd: No worse than raising up kids where the front yard ends in a freeway.
~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
People don’t like the true and simple; they like fairy tales and humbug. ~Edmond and Jules de Goncourt, Journal, 2 March 1861
[M]odern man is just ancient man…with way better electronics. ~Author unknown, "A Short History of Breakfast," from a Jack in the Box tray liner, 2006
Civilization begins with soap. ~Author unknown, from Dallas-Galveston News, c. late-1800s
Since the Middle Ages progress in hygiene has been characterized by the conquest of stink. ~Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)
What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance. ~Henry Havelock Ellis
A living civilization creates; a dying, builds museums. ~Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)
One... gets an impression that civilization is something which was imposed on a resisting majority by a minority which understood how to obtain possession of the means to power and coercion. It is, of course, natural to assume that these difficulties are not inherent in the nature of civilization itself but are determined by the imperfections of the cultural forms which have so far been developed. ~Sigmund Freud, The Future of an Illusion
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he less savage than the other savages. ~Mark Twain, Following the Equator
Society is a made-up formula of what we are supposed to be, kept alive by those who believe in it.... I laugh in the ugly face of society, with all its fabricated dimensions. ~Author Unknown
She will escape from the rut of small domestic household cares, which I have heard you so often say eat the soul out of a woman.... She will be out in the open and free from the crushing yoke of conventionalities which hem the most of us in like prison walls. ~Robert Grant, "The Fall of the House of Padelford," 1892
But, as an English writer has wittily remarked, the man who first flung a word of abuse at his enemy instead of a spear was the founder of civilization. ~Sigmund Freud, c.1893, translated from German by James Strachey [Thanks, Garson O'Toole! quoteinvestigator.com/2015/08/05/spear
No healthy civilization can ever be reared on a foundation of devitalized work. ~William Ralph Inge
I don't agree with you in saying that in all human minds there is poetry. Man as he came from the hand of his Maker was poetic in both mind and body, but the gross heathenism of civilization has generally destroyed nature, and poetry, and all that is spiritual. ~John Muir, letter to John B. McChesney, 1871 September 19th, from Yosemite (University of the Pacific Library Holt-Atherton Special Collections, © 1984 Muir-Hanna Trust)
Society attacks early, when the individual is helpless. ~B.F. Skinner
[T]he progress of civilization corresponds with the spread of general nausea. ~Edgar Saltus, The Philosophy of Disenchantment
One is tempted to advance the notion that civilization came out of human terror at having to face dread as a daily condition.... Small wonder if man did everything he could to remove himself from such intimacy with nature. He even escalated the costs of tribal war in order to found large nations—anything to avoid a daily existence filled with dread. Carnage ensued and philosophy developed. ~Norman Mailer, "Primitive Man, Art and Science, Evil and Judgment," The Spooky Art: Thoughts on Writing, 2003
When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. ~Daniel Webster, Remarks on Agriculture
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. ~H.G. Wells, The Outline of History
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so... heroic. ~George Carlin
They civilize what’s pretty
By puttin’ up a city
Where nothin’ that’s
Pretty can grow....
They civilize left
They civilize right
Till nothing is left
Till nothing is right
~Alan Jay Lerner, "The First Thing You Know," Paint Your Wagon, 1969
The reputations of the nineteenth century will one day be quoted to prove its barbarism. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Uses of Great Men" (lecture)
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries. ~Mark Twain, quoted in More Maxims of Mark compiled by Merle Johnson, 1927
Our concern is not how to worship in the catacombs but how to remain human in the skyscrapers. ~Abraham Joshua Heschel
It is impossible to overlook the extent to which civilization is built upon a renunciation of instinct. ~Sigmund Freud, Civilization and Its Discontents
Take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, and terrified citizens will phone the police and report, "There’s a naked person outside!" ~Mike Nichols
The bony elbows
Of power-walking purists
Punch the air like little pistons,
A well greased paradise-pursuing machine...
Nowadays the prophet of real estate has spoken.
As our tree population reaches rock bottom
Wooden roofing joists shine
Like gold bars in the sun.
Razor-wired peace-walls rise daily,
Funny way to put it
But we love each other really.
Black as Edgar Poe's ink-stained soul...
It must be admitted that there is a degree of instability which is inconsistent with civilization. But, on the whole, the great ages have been unstable ages. ~Alfred North Whitehead
Civilization is what makes you sick. ~Paul Gauguin
The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties. ~Carol Matthau
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Civilization... wrecks the planet from seafloor to stratosphere. ~Richard Bach
Where there are humans
you’ll find flies,
Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. ~Arnold Toynbee
We are so clothed in rationalization and dissemblance that we can recognize but dimly the deep primal impulses that motivate us. ~James Ramsey Ullman
Flowers don’t open to the clock
but to the sunshine spontaneous;
for modern humans that manner
of instinct is now extraneous.
~Terri Guillemets, "If I Cry Will I Rust"
Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup. ~Bennett Cerf
Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity. ~Thor Heyerdahl, Fatu-Hiva
If the Aborigine drafted an I.Q. test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it. ~Stanley Garn
I stood on a tower in the wet,
And New Year and Old Year met,
And winds were roaring and blowing:
And I said, "O years, that meet in tears,
Have ye aught that is worth the knowing?
Science enough and exploring,
Wanderers coming and going,
Matter enough for deploring,
But aught that is worth the knowing?"
Civilization: a thin veneer over barbarianism. ~John M. Shanahan, The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Time (In Two Lines or Less)
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta. ~Brian Aldiss
Evolution made civilization steward of this planet. A hundred thousand years later, the steward stood before evolution not helper but destroyer, not healer but parasite. So evolution withdrew its gift, passed civilization by, rescued the planet from intelligence and handed it to love. ~Richard Bach