Quotes about Bacon

It was a little four-roomed cottage where the boy lived, and his mother — good soul! — gave us hot bacon for supper, and we ate it all — five pounds — and a jam tart afterwards, and two pots of tea, and then we went to bed. ~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889

If you are a human being, it’s in your DNA to want bacon. ~Jan Charles, Restaurant Express, “Battle by the Beach,” airdate 2013 November 24th

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson

We plan, we toil, we suffer — in the hope of what? A camel-load of idol’s eyes? The title deeds of Radio City? The empire of Asia? A trip to the moon? No, no, no, no. Simply to wake just in time to smell coffee and bacon and eggs. ~J.B. Priestly

I love you more than bacon. ~Popular saying

I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they’ll find me like a strip of bacon — a streak of lean and a streak of fat. ~Texas Guinan

Bacon, n.  The main reason you’re not a vegetarian. ~Internet meme

“Do you want my leftover bacon?” said no one, ever. ~Internet meme