Welcome to my page of quotations about cakes. Birthday cake, chocolate cake, pineapple upside-down cake, pancakes — I never really met a cake I didn’t like. Enjoy the quotes!
A party without cake is just a meeting. ~Julia Child
Sometimes, eating a thick slice of chocolate fudge cake with ice cream makes you a better person. ~Dr. SunWolf, 2012 tweet, professorsunwolf.com
Better bread with water than cake with trouble. ~Russian proverb
Debbie had to get up and slice me a thick piece of cake before she could answer. And I do mean thick. Harry Potter volume seven thick. I could have knocked out a burglar with this piece of cake…. Debbie didn’t fool around when it came to the butter and sugar. ~Maureen Johnson, “The Jubilee Express,” Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances, 2008
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~Author unknown
Life’s too short to say no to cake. ~Internet meme
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. ~John M. Wagner (“Maxine”)
Happiness is knowing there is cake in the oven. ~Author unknown
The first year was like icing. Then the cake started to show through. ~John Ashbery, “More Pleasant Adventures,” c.1974
How do I like my eggs? In a cake. ~Internet meme
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. ~Johnny Carson
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. ~American proverb
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis
Roasting turkeys! Rich mince pies!
Cakes of every shape and size!
~Louise Bennett Weaver and Helen Cowles LeCron, “December,” A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband with Bettina’s Best Recipes, 1917