Quotes about Chocolate Candy Bars & Confections

Welcome to my page of quotations about candy bars, chocolate bars, fudge, and chocolate candies. Yum! Enjoy. —tg

“Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.” ~Periwinkle Jones, @peachesanscream, 2014 tweet

“I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.” ~Caroline Rhea

Bunnies are cuddly
The large and the small
But I like chocolate ones
The best of them all.
~Author unknown

“The rhythms of freak are ruled by the holiday calendar, and specifically by Halloween, which as we all know, can be traced back to All Hallows’ Eve, an ancient religious rite in which priests raced around the streets of Dublin throwing snack-size Snickers bars at impoverished children.” ~Steve Almond, “Night of the Living Freak,” Candyfreak: A Journey through the Chocolate Underbelly of America, 2004

“Walks to the kitchen for a glass of water. Comes back with a bowl of M&Ms.” ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn

“Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious!” ~Terri Guillemets

“Families are like fudge — mostly sweet with a few nuts.” ~Author unknown

“*Poof!* And just like that, there are now 3 fewer chocolate caramels in the world.” ~Dr. SunWolf, 2014 tweet, professorsunwolf.com

Relationship status: just undressed a candy bar with my eyes. ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn

“There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.” ~Author unknown

“Fudge is made by chocolate angels.” ~Terri Guillemets