Quotes About Chocolate!

Welcome to my page of quotations about chocolate — the ultimate food of happiness! I eat a lot of chocolate, okay — a lot of chocolate. I was probably going to write something here inviting you all to enjoy the quotations, but really I think I’m just going to go eat some chocolate. While I’m gone, please do enjoy the quotes! –ღTerri

Tell us no more of weapon-salve,
But rather doom us to a grave,
For sure our wounds will ulcerate
Unless they’re washt with Chocolate.
~Antonio Colmenero de Ledesma, “A Curious Treatise of The Nature and Quality of Chocolate,” 1631, translated from the Spanish by James Wadsworth, 1640

At no other time has Nature concentrated such a wealth of valuable nourishment into such a small space as in the cocoa bean. ~Alexander von Humboldt

Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. ~Fernando Pessoa

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti

Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. ~Lora Brody

I can hear chocolate being unwrapped, somewhere. ~Dr. SunWolf, 2012 tweet, professorsunwolf.com

…Its Virtue is so much,
That if a Lady get a touch,
Her grief it will extenuate,
If she but smell of Chocolate.
~Antonio Colmenero de Ledesma, “A Curious Treatise of The Nature and Quality of Chocolate,” 1631, translated from the Spanish by James Wadsworth, 1640

If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage? ~Marie de Rabutin-Chantal

‘Twill make old women young and fresh,
Create new motions of the flesh,
And cause them long for you know what,
If they but taste of Chocolate.
~Antonio Colmenero de Ledesma, “A Curious Treatise of The Nature and Quality of Chocolate,” 1631, translated from the Spanish by James Wadsworth, 1640

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex. ~Alicia Silverstone

The nut-brown Lasses of the Land,
Whom Nature vail’d in face and hand,
Are quickly beauties of high rate,
By one small draught of Chocolate.
~Antonio Colmenero de Ledesma, “A Curious Treatise of The Nature and Quality of Chocolate,” 1631, translated from the Spanish by James Wadsworth, 1640

The sweet bite and magical melt of pure milk chocolate — every taste takes you to a happy place, just as satisfying and delicious as when you were little. ~Lake Champlain Chocolates, www.lakechamplainchocolates.com

I’m not sure exactly what makes cats purr, but a really comfortable pair of blue jeans, a too-big piece of silky milk chocolate, and a good massage always do the trick for me. ~Terri Guillemets, “Purr, purr, purr,” 1993

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. ~Truman Capote

Chocolate promises to make everything okay. ~Terri Guillemets

God gave the angels wings and humans chocolate. ~Author unknown

Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness. ~Terri Guillemets