Quotes about Cookies

Welcome to my page of quotations about cookies! Sweet, buttery, crispy, chewy, gooey, melty, comforting — yum, yum, yum! —tg

Cookies are made of butter and love. ~Norwegian proverb

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~Author unknown

I’d consider being a farmer. As long as I could live on the Pepperidge Farm. And raise Milanos. ~Author unknown

There I was, sleeping peacefully… all of a sudden, I thought I heard a hundred-voice chocolate chip cookie choir calling me… ~Charles Schulz, Peanuts, 1983 September 29th (Snoopy)

Invite your melancholy outside for a walk. Or read it a poem. Or bake it chocolate chip cookies. ~Dr. SunWolf, professorsunwolf.com

Relationship status: eating Oreos in bed ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. ~Internet meme

In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips. ~Author unknown

Some things can only be understood when you’re in a tree house. With a pile of warm chocolate chip cookies. And a book. ~Dr. SunWolf, professorsunwolf.com

Make cookies, not war. ~Internet meme

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn’t taste that bad. ~Janette Barber

Think what a better world it would be if we all — the whole world — had cookies and milk about three o’clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. ~Robert Fulghum, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten

Relationship status: just winked at a plate of chocolate chip cookies ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn