Quotes about Cupcakes

Welcome to my page of yummy quotations about the divine deliciousness known as cupcakes. Enjoy! —tg

Why do people do drugs when there’s cupcakes? ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn

Friends are like sprinkles on the cupcake of life. ~Author unknown

Cup-cakes are food for the soul. ~Baking saying

People who eat a cupcake with a fork should have their citizenship revoked. ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn

No need for all that messed up slicing when one person gets a huge slice of cake and someone else a dilapidated sliver. Cupcakes are the great leveler wherein we are all equals. ~Isa Chandra Moskowitz & Terry Hope Romero, “Cupcakes A to Z,” Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World, 2006

A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting. ~Terri Guillemets

I thought “clean eating” was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor. ~Internet meme

Relationship status: just found some icing from a cupcake on my shirt collar ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn

Cupcakes are utilitarian. No pesky plates and forks to wash afterward. Fewer dishes, more efficiency. ~Isa Chandra Moskowitz & Terry Hope Romero, “Cupcakes A to Z,” Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World, 2006

If you think the world is a horrible place, then you’ve never had chocolate cupcakes for breakfast. ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn