Quotes about Fridays

I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun. ~Hanna Rhoades, 2006, www.thisgardenisillegal.com

If Friday were a rainbow, it would be a double one. ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn, 2017

Hello, Friday. Where’s the chocolate? I was told there would be chocolate. ~Dr. SunWolf, professorsunwolf.com, 2015

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday. ~Internet meme

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. ~Author unknown

Waiting for the fish to bite
or waiting for wind to fly a kite
or waiting around for Friday night
or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake
or a pot to boil, or a Better Break
or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants
or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.
Everyone is just waiting…
~Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You’ll Go!, 1990

What do nudists wear on casual Fridays? ~Terri Guillemets, “A night at the office,” 1992

A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen. ~Emily Lotney, as quoted in Laurence J. Peter, Peter’s Quotations: Ideas for Our Time, 1977

Friday:  My second favorite F word. ~Internet meme  [After ‘food,’ of course. –tg]

If Friday were a lady in a café, I’d buy her a cappuccino and strike up a conversation. ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn, 2017

Friday Quotations
Original post date: 2000 Jul 28
1st major revision: 2017 May 5