Quotes about Glitter

Welcome to my page of quotations about glitter. Sparkle on! –ღTerri

As the father of two young girls, I have come to the realization that they are just as messy as boys but the dirt that they create around the house is comprised of at least 50% glitter. ~Andrew K. Keller, 2012

Girl, n.  A giggle with glitter on it. ~Author unknown

Now remember, when it comes to glitter, more is more. ~Rich Dahm, “The College Tour,” The Middle [S6, E8, 2014, Brad]

Glitter is a neutral. It goes with everything. ~Rich Dahm, “The College Tour,” The Middle [S6, E8, 2014, Brad]

I can only eat glitter and rainbows. Darn my sensitive stomach! ~Bob Shea, Unicorn Thinks He’s Pretty Great, 2013

I craft so hard I sweat glitter. ~Author unknown

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. ~Demetri Martin

Live. Love. Sparkle. ~Internet meme rampant on Pinterest

Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps, or removing glitter nail polish. ~Author unknown [Amen, sister. My toenails were once sparkly for the better part of a year, and not by choice but for lack of a sand blaster. –tg]

Willing to follow
trails of glitter
or cake crumbs.
~Dr. SunWolf, professorsunwolf.com

When you’re around me, you’re going to get glitter on you. ~Ke$ha

Glitter makes everything better. ~Internet meme, c.2010

My mom always said I liked to stir the pot with a glittering spoon. ~Kris Carr

Some people are just born with glitter in their veins. ~Paris Hilton, unverified

My dream job is glitter farmer. ~Terri Guillemets

When all else fails, sprinkle glitter on it. ~Crafts & scrapbooking saying

She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten. ~Internet meme, c.2012

My favorite color is glitter. ~Internet meme, c.2009

I hate French poetry. What measured glitter! ~Israel Zangwill, “From a Mattress Grave,” Dreamers of the Ghetto, 1897, spoken by the character Heinrich Heine

I’ll have a triple sparkle macchiato with extra glitter. ~Internet meme, c.2013

The story of Harold Ross, the New Yorker and me is a mere footnote to the story of our time, and we might as well face the truth that to researchers of the future, poking about among the ruins of time, we shall all be tiny glitters. But then, so are diamonds. ~James Thurber, letter to E. B. White, 1958

Glitter needs light to shine. We all do. ~Terri Guillemets

It hardly needs explaining at length, I think, how much authority or beauty is added to style by the timely use of proverbs. In the first place who does not see what dignity they confer on style by their antiquity alone?… And so to interweave adages deftly and appropriately is to make the language as a whole glitter with sparkles from Antiquity, please us with the colours of the art of rhetoric, gleam with jewel-like words of wisdom, and charm us with titbits of wit and humour. ~Desiderius Erasmus (1466–1536)

In the dark, glitter is nothing but sand. ~Terri Guillemets

Glitter Quotes & Sayings
Original post date: 2012 Feb 12
1st major revision: 2017 Apr 22