Quotes about Hot Sauce

Welcome to my page of quotations about hot sauces. I’ve got some friends who like it tongue-scorching fiery and so these quotes are dedicated to those crazies. Personally, I prefer it in the mild to medium arena, the ones that bite back a little but not too hard. Enjoy the quotes! —tg

Philosophers have often looked for the defining feature of humans — language, rationality, culture, and so on. I’d stick with this: Man is the only animal that likes Tabasco sauce. ~Paul Bloom, How Pleasure Works: The New Science of Why We Like What We Like

You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second, or third bottle of Tabasco. ~Bruce Bye

Accept all kinds of people, even those that use mild sauce. ~Tijuana Flats

What Your Hot Sauce Says About You:
• Scotch bonnet sauce – You used to lick batteries in your youth; minus the past tense
• Habanero pepper – You have a PhD in flaming swords
• Rocoto pepper – Xena, Warrior Princess uses hot sauce!? Nice
• Trinidad scorpion sauce – As you stand on two different motorcycles soaring over a chasm, the memory of an old flame burns within
~Steve Patrick Adams, 2014, excerpts from comic made for Bite.ca

Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish. ~Henry Miller