Quotes from Johnny Depp Movies

Welcome to my page of quotations from movies in which Johnny Depp is an actor. The quotes aren’t all from his characters but from the movies in general. –ღTerri

Any good day can be turned into an even better day with a Johnny Depp movie. ~Terri Guillemets, “Chocolate, tea, and the sea,” 2018

Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello! ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 2005, screenplay by John August, based on the 1964 book by Roald Dahl  [Willy Wonka. Quoting 1967 song by Rado, Ragni, & MacDermot. –tg]

Mike Teavee:  Why is everything here completely pointless?
Charlie Bucket:  Candy doesn’t have to have a point. That’s why it’s candy.
~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 2005, screenplay by John August, based on the 1964 book by Roald Dahl

Can we in fact pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury hell hath no? ~Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, 2007, written by Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio  [Jack Sparrow –tg]

In faith there is light enough to see but darkness enough to blind. ~Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, 2011, screen story and screenplay by Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio, suggested by the 1987 novel by Tim Powers  [Captain Blackbeard –tg]

Death has a curious way of reshuffling one’s priorities. ~Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, 2007, written by Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio  [Jack Sparrow –tg]

I don’t want to talk about our Lord’s divinity. I’d rather talk about his humanity… how he lived his life here on earth — his kindness, his tolerance. Listen, here’s what I think. We can’t go around measuring our goodness by what we don’t do, by what we deny ourselves, what we resist, and who we exclude. I think we’ve got to measure goodness by what we embrace, what we create, and who we include. ~Chocolat, 2000, screenplay by Robert Nelson Jacobs, based on the 1999 novel by Joanne Harris  [Père Henri –tg]

I support the missionary’s position. ~Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, 2011, screen story and screenplay by Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio, suggested by the 1987 novel by Tim Powers  [Jack Sparrow –tg]

You don’t have termites, do you? ~Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, 2011, screen story and screenplay by Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio, suggested by the 1987 novel by Tim Powers  [Jack Sparrow to Captain Hector Barbossa who had a wooden leg –tg]

Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 2005, screenplay by John August, based on the 1964 book by Roald Dahl  [Willy Wonka –tg]

For your information, little girl, whipped cream isn’t whipped cream at all unless it’s been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 2005, screenplay by John August, based on the 1964 book by Roald Dahl  [Willy Wonka speaking. And in the book, Wonka says: “Whipped cream isn’t whipped cream at all unless it’s been whipped with whips. Just as a poached egg isn’t a poached egg unless it’s been stolen from the woods in the dead of night!” –tg]

Map:  Up is down.
Jack Sparrow:  Well that’s just maddeningly unhelpful…
Right-shoulder Sparrow:  The Dutchman must have a captain.
Jack:  Well, that’s even more than less than unhelpful.
Left-shoulder Sparrow:  Sail the seas for eternity.
Jack:  I love the sea.
Left:  What about port?
Jack:  I prefer rum. Rum’s good.
Right:  Making port. Where we can get rum and salty wenches, once every ten years…
Left:  Ten years is a long time, mate.
Jack:  Even longer given the deficit of rum.
Left:  But eternity is longer still.
~Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, 2007, written by Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio

Better to not know which moment may be your last — every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all. ~Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, 2011, screen story and screenplay by Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio, suggested by the 1987 novel by Tim Powers  [Jack Sparrow –tg]

Hatter:  Have I gone mad?
Alice:  Afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret — all the best people are.
~Alice in Wonderland, 2010, screenplay by Linda Woolverton, inspired by Lewis Carroll novels from the mid-1800s

You’re not the same as you were before. You were much more muchier. You’ve lost your muchness. ~Alice in Wonderland, 2010, screenplay by Linda Woolverton, inspired by Lewis Carroll novels from the mid-1800s  [Hatter –tg]

You don’t know anything about the wonderful world of teenage girls. They’re all crazy… I don’t know what it is. They reach a certain age, they develop these gland things, their bodies swell up — they go crazy. ~Edward Scissorhands, 1990, screenplay by Caroline Thompson  [Bill Boggs –tg]

I’m free forever — free to sail the seas beyond the edges of the map. ~Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, 2007, written by Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio  [Jack Sparrow –tg]

It’s not just about living forever… the trick is living with yourself forever. ~Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, 2007, written by Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio  [Captain Teague –tg]

Quotations from Johnny Depp Movies
Original post date: 2018 Jun 10
1st major revision: 2019 Aug 27