Quotes about Mondays

Monday. The cruelest month. ~Eric Jarosinski, @NeinQuarterly

Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life. ~Author unknown

If Monday were an animal, it would be a mosquito. ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don’t get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn’t, somebody else would have and we’d still be here. Big deal. ~John Waters, quoted in The Portable Curmudgeon Redux, compiled & edited by Jon Winokur, 1992

The only thing that has to be finished by next Tuesday is next Monday. ~Jennifer Yane

That which is stolen from God on Sunday is given to the devil on Monday. ~James Lendall Basford, Seven Seventy Seven Sensations, 1897

How are Mondays even still legal? ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn

Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week! ~Lee Fox Williams

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code. ~Dan Salomon

Thank you, dear coffee, for making Mondays feel a little less… Monday. ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn

If Monday were a cup of coffee, it would be decaf. ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn

The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning. ~Sandy Cooley

Dear Monday: I’ve met someone else. ~Keith Wynn, @keithawynn