Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~Bill Watterson
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. ~John Shirley
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. ~Chuck Palahniuk
There aren’t enough days in the weekend. ~Rod Schmidt
Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday. ~Author unknown
The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
Why wait for the weekend to have fun ~Loesje, loesje.org
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind’s untidy.
You’ve had about seven hours of sleep since Friday.
No wonder you feel that lost sensation.
You’re sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. ~Author unknown
There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends. ~Arnot Sheppard
Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football. ~S.A. Sachs