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It was a little four-roomed cottage where the boy lived, and his mother — good soul! — gave us hot bacon for supper, and we ate it all — five pounds — and a jam tart afterwards, and two pots of tea, and then we went to bed. ~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889


If you are a human being, it's in your DNA to want bacon. ~Jan Charles, Restaurant Express, "Battle by the Beach," 2013


Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson


We plan, we toil, we suffer — in the hope of what? A camel-load of idol's eyes? The title deeds of Radio City? The empire of Asia? A trip to the moon? No, no, no, no. Simply to wake just in time to smell coffee and bacon and eggs. ~J.B. Priestly


I love you more than bacon. ~Popular saying


Recall your fondest memory. Maybe it's of your family, maybe its of your first day of school, maybe its of the first time you rode a bike or kissed someone you love. Now imagine you could take the feelings that memory bring with it — hope, love, comfort, serenity — cure them with salt and sugar and smoke, then fry them and fill your home with those feelings so you can experience them all over again, and share them with the people you care about now. It's everything you know and love about yourself, your life, and your past condensed into a warm, supple, salty slice of freedom that's at the same time chewy and crispy. That's what bacon tastes like. ~@Hyacathusarullistad on Reddit, 2015


Bacon is overrated [af]... It smells like cheap fast food and tastes like salty animal carcass. It has the texture of burnt leather. It’s a huge grease-fest, and it's overhyped as much as the moustache epidemic of the early 2010s. Bacon is just another trend for people with no real interests. Go get a hobby! ~Lavender Baj, "Just Gonna Say It: Bacon Is Gross And You’re All Pretending To Like It," pedestrian.tv, 2019  [abridged —tg]


I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they'll find me like a strip of bacon — a streak of lean and a streak of fat. ~Texas Guinan


Bacon, n.  The main reason you're not a vegetarian. ~Internet meme


"Do you want my leftover bacon?" said no one, ever. ~Internet meme



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