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Desserts & Sweet Tooth

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All people with healthy physical appetites have a sweet tooth somewhere in their heads. ~Macmillan's Magazine, 1887

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. ~Ernestine Ulmer

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. ~Jason Love

My celebrity crush is Betty Crocker. ~Keith Wynn, @moon_descending

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis

Finally caved and did that ancestry thing, and it turns out I'm 72% pastry. ~Keith Wynn, @moon_descending, tweet, 2020

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. ~Erma Bombeck

Desserts are the fairy tales of dining — a happily-ever-after to supper. ~Terri Guillemets

Mousse: How pudding describes itself on its résumé! ~Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Just as a poached egg isn't a poached egg unless it's been stolen from the woods in the dead of night! ~Roald Dahl, "Down the Chocolate River," Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 1964

You are my favorite excuse to whip cream. ~@AnonymousVoyeur, tweet, 2010

Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. ~Judith Olney

As a librarian, I find that one of youth's most popular bookmarks is a popsicle stick, but this is usually licked dry and sanitary first. I am inclined to believe, however, that this is not invariably done from motives of cleanliness. ~Gerald Raftery, "Ambrosia — with Mayonnaise Yet!," in The New York Herald Tribune, 1961 September 10th

It's impossible to be gloomy when you're sitting behind a marshmallow. ~Charles M. Schulz, Peanuts, 1969  [Lucy, roasting marshmallows with Snoopy —tg]

PEACHES AND CREAM will convert any man on the face of the earth... ~Josh Billings, revised by H. Montague

I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts. ~Graham Kerr

Is it wrong to find life's meaning in a cinnamon roll? ~Keith Wynn, @moon_descending

We will have two kinds of dessert. Hugs and kisses from mamma, and hugs and kisses from papa... ~Jay Benson Hamilton, "How Santa Claus Made One Dollar Hold Out," 1891

Who put the flame in the crème brûlée, brûlée
Who put the jam in the rama lama ding dong?
~Terri Guillemets, "A little after-wine ditty," 2014 [Props on this mad silliness to George Jones Jr, Goffin & Mann. –tg]

A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye. ~Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

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