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NOTE:  Some of the quotes on this page were submitted to me by visitors, and not all have been verified for original source or wording. I'm working hard to confirm everything, but in the meantime please be aware of the possibility for errors.  —ღ Terri, March 2021

The number one sign you have nothing to do at work:  The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.  ~Fred Barling, "Humorscope"

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.  ~Doug Larson

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.  ~H. Jackson Brown

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas.  If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.  ~Howard Aiken

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?  ~Author Unknown

The brain is a wonderful organ.  It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.  ~Robert Frost

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.  ~John G. Pollard

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.  ~Arnold Toynbee

I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work.  And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.  ~Bill Gold

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.  ~William C. Feather

To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon.  ~Author Unknown

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.  ~C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. ~Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (radio), 1978

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.  ~Robert Frost

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