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Quotations about Mondays
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Welcome to my page of quotations about Monday, that most blah of days of the week. Help yourself to a nice pick-me-up or a little laugh to cure those Monday blues.
Monday. The cruelest month. ~Eric Jarosinski, @NeinQuarterly, tweet, 2015
...Mondays are all hereby suspended until and subject to further orders of the United States... ~H. A. Garfield, 1918 [I've extracted this from its original context to make it into a joke quote. It originally referred to the U. S. Fuel Administration's "heatless Monday" rules.
Since no Mondays are Tuesdays, the Mondays which are Tuesdays are also Fridays. ~John B. Watson, "Image and Affection in Behavior," 1913
Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life. ~Author unknown
How are Mondays even still legal? ~Keith Wynn, @moon_descending, tweet, 2017
Monday —
...Mondays are peculiarly appropriated to the confraternities of the souls in purgatory. ~G. D. Emerline, "Festivals and Confraternities," Frauds of Papal Ecclesiastics, 1835
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code. ~Dan Salomon
Monday is the day that everything starts all over again,
Monday is the day when just as you are beginning to feel peaceful you have to get up and get dressed and put on your old gray bonnet and drive down to Dover again,
It is the day when life becomes grotesque again,
Because it is the day when you have to face your desk again...
~Ogden Nash (1902–1971), "Every Day Is Monday"
The only thing that has to be finished by next Tuesday is next Monday. ~Jennifer Yane
That which is stolen from God on Sunday is given to the devil on Monday. ~James Lendall Basford, Seven Seventy Seven Sensations, 1897
Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week! ~Lee Fox Williams
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and yet Friday is so near to Monday? ~Internet meme
Thank you, dear coffee, for making Mondays feel a little less… Monday. ~Keith Wynn, @moon_descending, tweet, 2017
Work on Monday?! My mind is telling me no, but my wallet says yes. ~Internet meme
It's Monday. Grab some coffee and be awesome! ~Internet meme
Five snoozes into your Monday alarm clock and you wonder if the $36 in your account will last the rest of your life if you quit. ~Author unknown
If Monday were a cup of coffee, it would be decaf. ~Keith Wynn, @moon_descending, tweet, 2017
The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning. ~Sandy Cooley
Look at the bright side — at least Mondays only happen once a week. ~Author unknown
If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Monday. ~John Wagner
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays? Unemployed. ~Author unknown
If Monday were an animal, it would be a mosquito. ~Keith Wynn, @moon_descending, tweet, 2017
If Monday is a mosquito and Wednesday is a camel, then Friday is a unicorn! ~Terri Guillemets
I hate January, it's the Monday of months. ~Author unknown
Monday is brought to you by the letters
Dear Monday: I've met someone else. ~Keith Wynn, @moon_descending, tweet, 2017
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