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Quotations about Weekends
Welcome to my page of quotations about weekends. Light at the end of the tunnel. Extra sleep. Extra fun. Sanity break! —ღ Terri
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~Bill Watterson
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. ~John Shirley
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. ~Chuck Palahniuk
There aren't enough days in the weekend. ~Rod Schmidt
The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
Why wait for the weekend to have fun ~Loesje, loesje.org
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy.
You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday.
No wonder you feel that lost sensation.
You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. ~Author unknown
There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends. ~Arnot Sheppard
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football. ~S. A. Sachs
Weekend — the frosting on the cupcake of the week. ~Terri Guillemets
On weekends my coffee is recreational, as opposed to weekdays when it's medicinal. ~Author unknown
Weekend forecast: mostly drunk with a chance of regret ~Internet meme
Weekend goals: not leaving my bedroom, not leaving my house, not going to a party. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. ~Internet meme #infj
When people ask me what I did over the weekend I always squint and say, "Why, what did you hear?" ~Author unknown
My weekend plans — to move just enough so no one thinks I'm dead. ~Internet meme
Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday. ~Author unknown
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