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Quotations about Predicting the Future
and Quotable Predictions: Right & Wrong
Welcome to my page of quotations about predicting the future as well as writings addressed to the future, unsettling repetitions of history, and quotable predictions and warnings, whether they came true, did not, or are yet to be determined. This covers speculation, fortune telling, prophecies, divination, prognostication, psychic powers, soothsaying, foreknowing, crystal gazing, palmistry, reading tea leaves, or what some would call lucky guesses and educated guesses, etc. —ღ Terri
To 2021 New York, from 1921. —
I wonder, old dear, why my mind has lately been going out towards you? I wonder if you will ever read this?... perhaps [you] will think back to the tradition of the quaint vanished creatures who lived and strove in this city in the year of disgrace, 1921... You seem a long way off, this soft September morning as I sit here and sneeze (will hay fever still exist in 2021, I wonder?)... You seem a long way off, I say — and yet it is but an instant, and you will be here... Before we have time to turn three times in our chairs, we shall be the grandparents and you will be smiling at our old-fashioned sentiments... ~Christopher Morley, "To a New Yorker a Hundred Years Hence," 1921
Fortune Telling Advice. —
Always remember the answers come not from the rock, the teacup, the shell, or the cards. The answers come from you. ~Gwendolyn Womack, The Fortune Teller, 2017
The A to Z of Divination. —
Meanwhile, Scaramouch took himself off and applied to all sorts of Divination. He tried Æromancy, or divination by the air; Anemoscopy, or introspection of the winds; Arithmomancy, or divination by numbers; Astromancy, or divination by the stars. He divined according to Botanomancy, or by plants... Geomancy, by the earth; Horoscopy, by calculation of nativities... Keraunoscopy, by thunder... Nephelemancy, the clouds; Oinomancy, wine; Ornithascopy, birds; Pelomancy, mud; by Psychomancy, evocation of souls... He divined moreover by Rhapsodomancy, verses of poets; by Skiamancy, shadows; by Stoicomancy, the elements; by Theurgy, celestial spirits; and Uranoscopy, the heavens... Xylomancy, wood; by Ylomancy, forests; by Zoomancy, of living things. And thus, having gone through the alphabet of Divination, without discovering where the object was, gave a great cry of hullaballiboowhoohooyoosee, and went to sleep. ~Anonymous, "Pontiprus," in the Southern Literary Gazette, Charleston, S.C., 1850 [a little altered –tg]
Tarot Card Humor. —
I stayed up one night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. ~Steven Wright, A Steven Wright Special, 1985, stevenwright.com
Fortune Cookies. —
My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie. ~Bill Whitehead, Free Range, 2013 January 16th
Divination & Tea Leaf Reading Humor. —
Even by Harry’s low standards in Divination, the exam went very badly. He might as well have tried to see moving pictures on the desktop as in the stubbornly blank crystal ball; he lost his head completely during tea-leaf reading, saying it looked to him as though Professor Marchbanks would shortly be meeting a round, dark, soggy stranger, and rounded off the whole fiasco by mixing up the life and head lines on her palm and informing her that she ought to have died the previous Tuesday...
Ron... had just made Harry feel better by telling him how he had told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in his crystal ball, only to look up and realise he had been describing his examiner’s reflection.
‘We shouldn't have taken up the stupid subject in the first place,’ said Harry... ‘No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly.’
‘And from now on, I don't care if my tea-leaves spell die, Ron, die — I’m just chucking them in the bin where they belong.’ ~J. K. Rowling, “OWLs,” Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, 2003
Women's Rights & Woman in the Workforce. —
"A woman does not, then, necessarily leave the industrial service on marriage?" I queried. "No more than a man," replied the doctor. "Why on earth should she?... a husband is not a baby that he should be cared for." ~Edward Bellamy, Looking Backward: 2000–1887, 1888 [The character in the book was looking back on 1887 from the year 2000. Bellamy, in this utopian novel and his 1897 book Equality, predicts many things for America and the world. Some he gets very wrong, such as global peace and the riddance of social and economic inequality, but he pretty much calls it right on health and safety advancements in industry, the invention of radio music, Amazon warehouses and home delivery, tiny houses, remote church services, etc. —tg]
A Criticism of Bellamy's Utopian Novel. —
In Mr. Bellamy's powerfully-written romance, "Looking Backward," which is now fluttering the dove-cotes of social reformers, the hero, Julian West, living in the year 2000 A.D., after recovering from a trance into which he fell in 1887, dreams that he is once more back in the hideous nineteenth century. Amid the throes of this nightmare he thinks himself walking the streets of Boston, U.S., with the "curse of gold" confronting him at every step. One incident alone stands out in relief against the general background of brutality and horror. A life agent hands him an insurance card, and the dreamer moralizes upon life insurance as "the only device, pathetic in its admission of the universal need it so poorly supplies, which offers these tired and hunted men and women even a partial protection from uncertainty." Thank you, Mr. Bellamy. If we live to the year 2000, by trance or otherwise, we'll improve our insurance up to date. But you wicked Socialists must keep quiet in the meantime. ~Post Magazine (insurance industry news), London, 1889, as quoted in The Baltimore Underwriter, eodem anno
A Divided America. —
It is certainly much to be regretted that party discriminations are so far Geographical as they have been; and that ideas of a severance of the Union are creeping in both North and South... it is to be hoped that the Efforts of wise men will be able to prevent a scism, which would be injurious in different degrees to different portions of the Union; but would seriously wound the prosperity of all. ~Alexander Hamilton, to George Washington, 1792 [founders.archives.gov]
A Social & Political Warning. —
That our system is failing to solve the bedrock problems we face is beyond dispute. One reason is that our public discourse has become the verbal equivalent of mud wrestling. The anthropologist Marvin Harris says the attack against reason and objectivity in America today "is fast reaching the proportion of a crusade." America, he says, "urgently needs to reaffirm the principle that it is possible to carry out an analysis of social life that rational human beings will recognize as being true, regardless of whether they happen to be women or men, whites or blacks, straights or gays, Jews or born again Christians." Lacking such an understanding, of social life, "we will tear the United States apart in the name of our separate realities." Taken together, these assumptions and developments foreshadow the catastrophe of social and political paralysis. ~Bill Moyers, Foreword, At Century's End (New Perspectives Quarterly), 1996
Politics, Government, & Democracy. —
Prophecy, as applied to politics: It is nearly certain that the form of government of the United States will remain as it is. The sturdy independence of their scattered rural population will prevent any leader, by means of army or clever demagogue, from making himself despot of the country; and the quickness with which wealth changes hands in that country will, until the nature of its inhabitants is entirely changed, be preventive of the growth of an oligarchy. Thus we may surmise, without great boldness, that democracy will still hold its ground in the United States at the end of this century, though its future complexion would be more difficult to divine; and he would be a bold prophet who would say off-hand whether Whigs or Locofocos, Enslavers or Abolitionists, Know-everythings or Know-nothings, would be in the ascendancy at that date. ~Charles Forbes René de Montalembert, 1855
Religion & Philosophy. —
Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a pick and shovel. ~Author unknown
Divination by Cloud Gazing. —
In early history clouds were thought to reveal the feelings of the divine powers towards men and to forecast future events. Cloud gazing was very likely a more serious and anxious business, with attentive scrutiny to the ever metamorphosing landscape above and pastoral and agricultural life dependent on the weather. ~G. Stanley Hall, "Note on Cloud Fancies," 1903 [Aeromancy. Text a little altered. –tg]
Divination by Wind. —
AUSTROMANCY is a method of divination by the winds. It is, apparently, a branch of the science of Aeromancy, which says Agrippa, divines by aërial impressions, by the blowing of the winds, by rainbows, by circles about the moon and stars, by mists and clouds, and by imaginations in clouds and visions in the air. ~“A Short Lexicon of Alchemy,” appendix to The Hermetic and Alchemical Writings of Aureolus Phillippus Theophrastus Bombast of Hohenheim, called Paracelsus, The Great (1493–1541), editors A. E. Waite & L. W. de Laurence, 1894–1910 [Another term for wind divination is anemoscopy. –tg]
More Weather Divinations. —
Ceraunoscopy, n. Divination by thunder and lightning. ~The Century Dictionary, 1909
Oneiromancy & Astrology. —
...dreams, and predictions of astrology... ought to serve but for winter talk by the fire-side. ~Francis Bacon (1561–1626), "Of Prophecies"
Shakespeare Sonnet ♯ 14. —
Not from the stars do I my judgment pluck;
And yet methinks I have astronomy,
But not to tell of good or evil luck,
Of plagues, of dearths, or seasons' quality;
Nor can I fortune to brief minutes tell,
Pointing to each his thunder, rain and wind,
Or say with princes if it shall go well,
By oft predict that I in heaven find:
But from thine eyes my knowledge I derive,
And, constant stars, in them I read such art
As truth and beauty shall together thrive,
If from thyself to store thou wouldst convert;
Or else of thee this I prognosticate:
Thy end is truth's and beauty's doom and date.
~William Shakespeare, c.1609
Groundhog Day. —
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. ~Bill Vaughn, United Feature Syndicate, as quoted in The Reader's Digest, 1987
Groundhog Day. —
Resolved, That we, the representative men of this State, filled with patriotism and love for the prognosticator of the weather, recognize this day as "Ground-hog day," and that legal enactment should fix the date, the 2nd of February, which shall forever remain without defalcation or discount, as Ground-hog day, never to be changed by constitutional amendments or acts of any Legislature of this State. ~Journal of the House of Representatives of the 38th General Assembly (Regular Session) of the State of Missouri, Saturday, February 2, 1895
Groundhog Day. —
It's a freakin' holiday entirely based on the power of a psychic rodent. If that isn't the epitome of awesome, I don't know what is. ~Flying LlamaFish, "7 Reasons Groundhog Day is the Ultimate Holiday," PunIntended.com, 2010
Increase in Automobiles. —
The number of automobiles in the country is increasing at a rate that makes one wonder if a car-less man will not soon be a curiosity. ~"Edlets," The Spatula: An Illustrated Magazine for Pharmacists, 1919
California Drivers. —
Or why didn't they all settle in California [instead of Phoenix]? Did they predict the high taxation and that weird thing where motorcycles whip between lanes on the freeway and scare the bowel movement out of you? ~Dominic Verstegen, "The Seven Stages of Dealing with Arizona's Heat," 2015 [Arizona drivers now behave like this too, it's hard to tell the difference anymore. —tg]
Staying Indoors. —
Caulfield: In the past, here's how you'd forecast the weather: pick up your phone; call someone west of you; have them open a window. In the present, you open a window on your phone.
Frazz: In the future, no one goes outdoors.
~Jef Mallett, Frazz, 2018 November 12th
4th of July / Independence Day Prediction. —
The second day of July, 1776, will be the most memorable epocha in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival... with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forevermore. You will think me transported with enthusiasm, but I am not. I am well aware of the toil and blood and treasure that it will cost us to maintain this Declaration and support and defend these States. Yet, through all the gloom, I can see the rays of ravishing light and glory. ~John Adams, letter to wife Abigail, 1776 July 3rd, Philadelphia
Climate Change & Environment. —
The end of days is an event I believe we're actually going to create for ourselves... The earth itself won't be destroyed. There's not a meteor shower out there with our name on it... From ancient civilizations to today's experts, we've been warned over and over and over again: if we don't take care of this sacred home we've been given, it won't be able to provide us with shelter, food, and comfort any longer, just as surely as a house we abuse and neglect will be condemned as unfit for human habitation sooner or later... Sometimes you'd think that we're all a bunch of teenagers, left unsupervised in the house while our parents are away. ~Sylvia Browne, End of Days: Predictions and Prophecies about the End of the World, 2008
You think you can fix everything, change everything. But there will come a day when things cannot be fixed. And, you know what, it will be a day just like today. ~American Indian elder, quoted by Kent Nerburn, "Thoughts on the Dakota Access Pipeline," 2016
Environment & Health. —
The environment will take its toll on our immune systems, there’s no doubt about it. It's karmic, really, the earth’s way of paying us back for all the abuse and neglect — still another reason we’ve got to start treasuring and nurturing this planet if we ever expect it to do the same for us again. There will be dramatic increases in fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue syndrome, sterility and infertility, and countless, virtually untraceable allergies. It’s probably also a form of payback that we’ll be more vulnerable than ever to diseases carried by unhealthy animals... These illnesses and plagues will hit hard and very suddenly, much more quickly than scientists and researchers can keep up with them, let alone conquer them. ~Sylvia Browne, “The End of Days Through My Eyes,” End of Days: Predictions and Prophecies about the End of the World, 2008
Price of Soda Pop. —
The price of fountain drinks in the big cities is already too high, and it is possible there is absolutely no limit to the amount the average customer is willing to pay. ~"Edlets," The Spatula: An Illustrated Magazine for Pharmacists, 1919
The Grand Canyon. —
The extent and magnitude of the system of cañons is astounding. The plateau is cut into shreds by these gigantic chasms, and resembles a vast ruin. Belts of country, miles in width, have been swept away, leaving only isolated mountains standing in the gap — fissures, so profound that the eye cannot penetrate their depths, are separated by walls whose thickness one can almost span, and slender spires, that seem to be tottering upon their base, shoot up a thousand feet from vaults below... The region is, of course, altogether valueless. It can be approached only from the south, and after entering it there is nothing to do but leave. Ours has been the first, and will doubtless be the last, party of whites to visit this profitless locality. It seems intended by nature that the Colorado river, along the greater portion of its lonely and majestic way, shall be forever unvisited and undisturbed. ~Joseph Christmas Ives, Report upon the Colorado River of the West; Explored in 1857 and 1858 [In 1919, there were 38,000 recreational visitors to the Grand Canyon National Park. Annual visits have steadily grown to 6 million, as of 2016. –tg]
Palm Reading, or Chiromancy. —
Never forget that you must die; that death will come sooner than you expect... God has written the letters of death upon your hands. In the inside of your hands you will see the letters M.M. It means "Memento Mori" — remember you must die. ~John Furniss, Tracts for Spiritual Reading: Designed for First Communions, Retreats, Missions, &c., 1877
Racism & Gender Discrimination. —
One day our descendants will think it incredible that we paid so much attention to things like the amount of melanin in our skin or the shape of our eyes or our gender instead of the unique identities of each of us as complex human beings. ~Franklin A. Thomas, 1982
Women's Rights, Speculative Fiction from 1889. —
The Year 2000 — United Britain. There have been many changes and much progress in the well-being of humankind during the past hundred years. The strongest point of the century passed has been the striking advancement of the intellectual power of woman. The barriers which man in his own interest set to the occupation of woman having once been broken down, the progress of woman in all pursuits has been continuous. It has come to be accepted that the bodily power is greater in man, and the mental power larger in woman. The arts and caprices which in old days were called feminine proved to be the silken chains fastened by men on women to lull them into inaction. Without abating any of their charms, women have long ceased to submit to be the playthings of men. ~Julius Vogel, Anno Domini 2000; or, Woman's Destiny, 1889 [a little altered —tg]
Astrology & Fortune Telling: A Fable. —
Fable XCIV: An Astrologer and a Traveller. A Certain Starr-Gazer had the Fortune, in the very Height of his Celestial Observations, to stumble into a Ditch: A sober Fellow passing by, gave him a piece of Wholesome Counsel. Friend, says he, Make a Right Use of Your Present Misfortune; and pray, for the Future, let the Starrs go on quietly in their Courses, and do you look a little Better to the Ditches.
The Moral of the Fable. There needs no more than Impudence and Ignorance, on the One Side, and a Superstitious Credulity on the Other, to the Setting up of a Fortune Teller.
Reflexion: This serves for a Reproof to the Ignorance and Confidence of Figure-Flingers, Starr-Gazers, that pretend to Foretell the Fortunes of Kingdoms and States, and yet have no Foresight at all in what concerns Themselves. ~Fables of Æsop and other Eminent Mythologists, with Morals and Reflexions, by Roger L'Estrange, 1692
Parental Predictions. —
Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11:30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter. ~James T. Adams, unverified
Year 2020 Prediction. —
By 2020 we will see a fundamentally different world. ~Michael de Kare-Silver, e-shock 2020: How the Digital Technology Revolution Is Changing Business and All Our Lives, 2011 [Oh man, did you hit that nail on the head! —tg]
COVID-19 Prediction. —
In around 2020 a severe pneumonia-like illness will spread throughout the globe, attacking the lungs and the bronchial tubes and resisting all known treatments. ~Sylvia Browne, “The End of Days Through My Eyes,” End of Days: Predictions and Prophecies about the End of the World, 2008
A 2020 Pandemic. —
There's a more traditional appeal to Defiance... a genuinely entertaining "immersion" play in which you'll find yourself sucked into the experience of life at the quarantine station during the 1881 smallpox epidemic, the 1901 bubonic plague, the 1918 Spanish influenza pandemic and a projected Avian flu epidemic in 2020. The two acts are performed in buildings where some of the events depicted took place. ~The Rough Guide to Australia, 2011 [Close. COVID-19 is a zoonotic disease but it's most likely a chiropteran betacoronavirus, bat-borne SARS-CoV-2. —tg]
Importance of Science. —
Scientists will save us all. ~John Gunther, Jr. (1929–1947), note, 1947, quoted in John Gunther, Death Be Not Proud, 1949 [Or at least we can say they tried. —tg]
Police Reform 2020. —
If policing is to be effective in the years ahead, specialization is crucial... The vision can be brought to reality by committed police leadership to bring true professionalism in the discharge of policing responsibilities and enhance the public confidence in the competence of the force by 2020... The police organization of 2020 should be a far smaller unit than now... The police of 2020 will be required to shed its idée fixe for the show of strength in place of efficient policing. ~Praveen Kumar, "Vision for 'Police 2010' and 'Police 2020,'" Policing the Police, 2000 [Of India. Spelling Americanized. —tg]
Year 2020 Humor. —
Kids in the future will have to endure an entire school year of History class devoted just to the year 2020. ~Internet meme
Divination by Clouds. —
So we sometimes espy a bright cloud formed into an irregular figure; when it is observed by unskilful and phantastic travellers, it looks like a centaur to some, and as a castle to others: some tell that they saw an army with banners, and it signifies war; but another, wiser than his fellow, says it looks for all the world like a flock of sheep, and foretells plenty; and all the while it is nothing but a shining cloud, by its own mobility and the activity of a wind cast into a contingent and inartificial shape. ~Jeremy Taylor, 1689
Divination by Dreams. —
Philostratus, in his Life of Apollonius Tyaneus represents the latter as informing King Phraotes that "the Oneiropolists, or Interpreters of Visions, are wont never to interpret any vision till they have first enquired the time at which it befell; for, if it were early, and of the morning sleep, they then thought that they might make a good interpretation thereof... in that the soul was then fitted for divination, and disincumbered. But if in the first sleep, or near midnight, while the soul was as yet clouded and drowned in libations, they, being wise, refused to give any interpretation. ~Dr. Anna Bonus Kingsford, 1886, preface to Dreams and Dream-Stories, 1888
Reading Tea Leaves. —
England, a fortune-telling host,
As num'rous as the Stars, could boast
Matrons, who toss the Cup, and see
The grounds of Fate in grounds of Tea...
~Charles Churchill (1731–1764), The Ghost
Esperanto & Universal Languages. —
"Dr. Leete," I said, "has told me something of the way in which the universality of culture, combined with your scientific appliances, has made physically possible this leadership of the best; but, I beg your pardon, how could a speaker address numbers so vast as you speak of unless the pentecostal miracle were repeated? Surely the audience must be limited at least by the number of those understanding one language."
"Is it possible that Dr. Leete has not told you of our universal language?"
"I have heard no language but English."
"Of course, everybody talks the language of his own country with his countrymen, but with the rest of the world he talks the general language — that is to say, we have nowadays to acquire but two languages to talk to all peoples — our own, and the universal. We may learn as many more as we please, and usually please to learn many, but these two are alone needful to go all over the world or to speak across it without an interpreter..." ~Edward Bellamy (1850–1898), "What the Revolution Did for Women," Equality, 1897 [Esperanto, the public domain universal language, was developed from 1873–1885 and published in 1887 by L.L. Zamenhof, with the first decent English translation published in 1889, but the movement didn't become popular until about the 1920s, so I'm not sure whether Bellamy would've known of it. His popular 1888 utopian novel Looking Backward was translated into Esperanto in 1937, thirty-nine years after his death. —tg]
The Prophecy of Poetry. —
I think poetry is the greatest of the arts. It combines music and painting and story-telling and prophecy and the dance. It is religious in tone, scientific in attitude. A true poem contains the seed of wonder... ~E.B. White, 1939
Poetic Foretelling the Future. —
Who thinks, at night, that morn will ever be?
Who knows, far out upon the central sea,
That anywhere is land? And yet, a shore
Has set behind us, and will rise before:
A past foretells a future...
~Bayard Taylor, "First Evening," c. 1862
Trusting the Future to God. —
So, hope-lit New Year, with thy joys uncertain,
Whose unsolved mystery none may foretell,
I calmly trust my God to lift thy curtain:
Safe in his love, for me 'twill all be well.
~Julia B. Cady (d.1869), "New-Year Thoughts"
A Political Warning & Prediction. —
Let us guard against every enemy threatening the perpetuity of free republican institutions. If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's, but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition, and ignorance on the other. ~Ulysses S. Grant, 1875
A Political Warning from Hamilton. —
The truth unquestionably is, that the only path to a subversion of the republican system of the Country is, by flattering the prejudices of the people, and exciting their jealousies and apprehensions, to throw affairs into confusion, and bring on civil commotion. ~Alexander Hamilton, enclosure, "Objections and Answers respecting the Administration of the Government," letter to George Washington, 1792 August 18th [founders.archives.gov]
Hamilton's Warning, Continued. —
When a man unprincipled in private life desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of considerable talents, having the advantage of military habits — despotic in his ordinary demeanour — known to have scoffed in private at the principles of liberty — when such a man is seen to mount the hobby horse of popularity — to join in the cry of danger to liberty — to take every opportunity of embarrassing the General Government & bringing it under suspicion — to flatter and fall in with all the non sense of the zealots of the day — It may justly be suspected that his object is to throw things into confusion that he may “ride the storm and direct the whirlwind.” ~Alexander Hamilton, enclosure, "Objections and Answers respecting the Administration of the Government," letter to George Washington, 1792 August 18th [founders.archives.gov]
Foreshadowing of The Big Lie, 2020. —
When a Stalin or a Hitler can predict the future because he has the power to make his predictions come true, the life of the average man becomes unpredictable. ~Eric Hoffer, Reflections on the Human Condition, 1973
Classic Orwell. —
We, the Party, control all records, and we control all memories.... we control the past... Whatever the Party holds to be the truth, is truth. It is impossible to see reality except by looking through the eyes of the Party. ~George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four, 1949 [He was only off by 32–36 years, in America at least. —tg]
Election 2016. —
I have come here today not to talk about the past but to focus on the future. That future will be shaped more by what happens on November 8th in voting booths across our nation than by any other event in the world. ~Bernie Sanders, July 2016
Future of the Republican Party. —
As long as Americans remain susceptible to easily provoked fears — of losing their jobs to immigrants, their kids to perverts, their lives to terrorists — and as long as there are wealthy corporations and religious control freaks eager to exploit them — the Republican Party and its allies have a bright future. ~Ted Rall, "The Right Stuff: Conservatism is dead. Long live fictional conservatism!", 2007
The Dying of Truth. —
Let no one deceive you in any way, for it will not come until the rebellion occurs and the man of lawlessness (the son of destruction) is revealed. He will oppose and exalt himself above every so-called god or object of worship... The coming of the lawless one will be accompanied by the working of Satan, with every kind of power, sign, and false wonder, and with every wicked deception directed against those who are perishing, because they refused the love of the truth that would have saved them. For this reason, God will send them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie, in order that judgment will come upon all who have disbelieved the truth and delighted in wickedness. ~The Berean Bible, Second Epistle to the Thessalonians, 3–4 and 9–12
Supreme Court & the American Future. —
That's right, people. Trump's nominee to replace RBG [Amy Coney Barrett] could help overturn Roe v. Wade, kill Obamacare, and expand gun rights. So that means someday in the future a fetus can shoot you and you won't have insurance to pay the hospital bills... ~Trevor Noah, @thedailyshow, Instagram video, 2020 September 29th
In our day... The employer paid as little as he could, and the worker got as much. It was not a pretty system ethically, I admit... ~Edward Bellamy, Looking Backward, 1888 ["Our day" was 1887 Boston, but by Bellamy's fictional year 2000 the minimum wage and living wage issues had been fully resolved in America. —tg]
I dunno. I just find it hard to discuss the Affordable Care Act with people who think it's one of the prophecies of Nostradamus. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com, 2013 [the ACA, or as it is widely known, "Obamacare" —tg]
Medical History & Future. —
A Short History of Medicine:
2000 B.C. – "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. – "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. – "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. – "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. – "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. – "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root."
Divination by Wind. —
Over our manhood bend the skies;
Against our fallen and traitor lives
The great winds utter prophecies;
With our faint hearts the mountain strives,
Its arms outstretched, the druid wood
Waits with its benedicite
And to our age's drowsy blood
Still shouts the inspiring sea.
~James Russell Lowell, The Vision of Sir Launfal, 1848
Horoscope Humor. —
Horoscope, Aquarius — Check the kitchen drawer. Your coupons have expired. ~Richard Thompson, Richard's Poor Almanac, 2021 March 23rd
Horoscope Humor. —
Horoscope, Sagittarius — The "Mr. Ed" theme song sticks in your head all day, starting right now. ~Richard Thompson, Richard's Poor Almanac, 2021 March 23rd
Horoscope Humor. —
Your horoscope for today: Quick, go hide under the bed!… I'll explain later! ~Tom Wilson II, Ziggy, 2013 February 11th
Sherlock Holmes on Prediction via Statistics. —
'Dirty-looking rascals, but I suppose every one has some little immortal spark concealed about him. You would not think it, to look at them. There is no a priori probability about it. A strange enigma is man!'
'Someone calls him a soul concealed in an animal,' I suggested.
'Winwood Reade is good upon the subject,' said Holmes. 'He remarks that, while the individual man is an insoluble puzzle, in the aggregate he becomes a mathematical certainty. You can, for example, never foretell what any one man will do, but you can say with precision what an average number will be up to. Individuals vary, but percentages remain constant. So says the statistician...' ~A. Conan Doyle, The Sign of Four, 1890
Fortune Cookies. —
Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. ~Edward Abbey
Shelley's Poetic Prophecy. —
Drive my dead thoughts over the universe
Like withered leaves to quicken a new birth;
And, by the incantation of this verse,
Scatter, as from an unextinguished hearth
Ashes and sparks, my words among mankind!
Be through my lips to unawakened earth
The trumpet of a prophecy! O wind,
If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?
~Percy Bysshe Shelley, "Ode to the West Wind," 1819
Animal Rights. —
Henry S. Salt declares not only that human beings have rights. He declares that animals also have rights. That it is not the vivisector alone who has rights. Not the meat-eater alone. That the vivisected and the meat-eaten also have rights. I was going to say Salt was ahead of his time. That is a mistake. He is ahead of your time. ~Horace Traubel (1858–1919), "Animals' rights," in The Conservator, 1906
Shakespeare Soothsayer Scene. —
Charmian. Good sir, give me good fortune.
Soothsayer. I make not, but foresee.
Charmian. Pray, then, foresee me one.
Soothsayer. You shall be yet far fairer than you are.
Charmian. He means in flesh.
Iras. No, you shall paint when you are old.
Charmian. Wrinkles forbid!
Alexas. Vex not his prescience; be attentive.
Soothsayer. You shall be more beloving than beloved.
Charmian. I had rather heat my liver with drinking.
Alexas. Nay, hear him.
Charmian. Good now, some excellent fortune! Let me be married
to three kings in a forenoon, and widow them all:
let me have a child at fifty, to whom Herod of Jewry
may do homage: find me to marry me with Octavius
Caesar, and companion me with my mistress.
Soothsayer. You shall outlive the lady whom you serve.
Charmian. O excellent! I love long life better than figs.
Soothsayer. You have seen and proved a fairer former fortune
Than that which is to approach.
Charmian. Then belike my children shall have no names:
prithee, how many boys and wenches must I have?
Soothsayer. If every of your wishes had a womb.
And fertile every wish, a million.
Charmian. Out, fool! I forgive thee for a witch.
Alexas. You think none but your sheets are privy to your wishes.
Charmian. Nay, come, tell Iras hers.
Alexas. We'll know all our fortunes.
Domitius Enobarus. Mine, and most of our fortunes, to-night, shall
be—drunk to bed.
Iras. There's a palm presages chastity, if nothing else.
Charmian. E'en as the o'erflowing Nilus presageth famine.
Iras. Go, you wild bedfellow, you cannot soothsay.
Charmian. Nay, if an oily palm be not a fruitful
prognostication, I cannot scratch mine ear. Prithee,
tell her but a worky-day fortune.
Soothsayer. Your fortunes are alike.
Iras. But how, but how? give me particulars.
Soothsayer. I have said.
Iras. Am I not an inch of fortune better than she?
Charmian. Well, if you were but an inch of fortune better than
I, where would you choose it?
Iras. Not in my husband's nose.
Charmian. Our worser thoughts heavens mend! Alexas,—come,
his fortune, his fortune! O, let him marry a woman
that cannot go, sweet Isis, I beseech thee! and let
her die too, and give him a worse! and let worst
follow worse, till the worst of all follow him
laughing to his grave, fifty-fold a cuckold! Good
Isis, hear me this prayer, though thou deny me a
matter of more weight; good Isis, I beseech thee!
Iras. Amen. Dear goddess, hear that prayer of the people!
for, as it is a heartbreaking to see a handsome man
loose-wived, so it is a deadly sorrow to behold a
foul knave uncuckolded: therefore, dear Isis, keep
decorum, and fortune him accordingly!
~William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, c. 1606 [I, 2] [Hear my soul speak. Doubt that the stars are fire, but never doubt that George Mason University's OpenSourceShakespeare.org is the best! —tg]
Improvement of the Condition of Mankind. —
Prologue. A.D. 1900–1920. Young George Claude Sonsius had finished university and appeared to have before him a fair, prosperous future; but due to the failure of large banking company, the death of his parents, then and at age twenty-eight a serious accident requiring two years' recovery and rendering him incapable of using his right hand, he had lost his job. During the next several years the life of he, his wife, and their twelve-year-old crippled son, had been one continual struggle with ever-increasing want and penury.
They dwelt in the miserable attic of a most dilapidated house in one of the poorest neighbourhoods of London, without a sound roof and with no furniture except one horsehair mattress. For thirty hours they had been without food, when George, maddened by the moanings of his wife and child, stole a loaf of bread from the baker's shop. The proprietor caught him and took the administration of justice into his own hands by dealing the unhappy man two severe blows in the face. To a healthy person the punishment would have done comparatively little harm, but he was so weakened by disease and starvation that the shock of the blows was too much. He died on the pavement in front of the shop.
Scores of people remembered the pleasant-mannered young man and pitied the horrible condition and desperation that drove him to the one lapse from an otherwise stainless life. What a frightful contrast between the hidden poverty and the gorgeous wealth of the great London metropolis! Had not, it was asked, every human the right to demand from a world which through the resources of the experience and science became constantly more productive a sufficiency of sustenance?
The inquest was short. A butcher and shopkeeper on the jury insisted that the baker not be made responsible for George's death, else how would poor tradesmen protect themselves? Some jurors desired a verdict of manslaughter. It wasn't long before the compromise of "Death by accident" was agreed to. That same night a large crowd of men and women assembled outside the baker's shop with hostile demonstrations. A serious riot may have ensued but for the arrival of a large body of police.
Again the fate of George Sonsius became the familiar topic of the press. The fierce spirit of discontent which for years had been smouldering burst into flames. A secret society called "Live and Let Live" was formed, with ramifications throughout the world. A bold and outspoken declaration was made that every human being had an inherent right to sufficient food and clothing and comfortable lodging. Truly poor George Sonsius died for the good of many millions of his fellow creatures...
The Year 2000 — United Britain. Many years have passed, with great changes and much progress; thus, the well-being of humankind has vastly increased. Long since a general recognition was given to the theory that, whilst equality of possession was an impossible and indeed undesirable ideal, there should be a minimum of enjoyment of which no human being should be deprived. Crime as an occupation has become unknown. ~Julius Vogel, Anno Domini 2000, 1889 [abridged —tg]
Life's Unpredictability. —
Mindfulness meditation doesn't change life. Life remains as fragile and unpredictable as ever. Meditation changes the heart's capacity to accept life as it is. ~Sylvia Boorstein, unverified
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