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Quotations about Tangles & Knots
Welcome to my page of quotations about tangled lines and strings of decorative lights, knots, and other such entanglements. —tg
I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy holiday, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. ~Anonymous 52-year-old, quoted in H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Live and Learn and Pass It On, 1991
Untangle and test the lights before dragging them up on the housetop. This is very important because no matter how carefully you stored the lights last Christmas, they will be snarled again this Christmas. Furthermore, half of them will not work two-thirds of the time. The edge of a roof is the wrong place to start wishing that you had never been born. ~Robert Kirby, "Up on the Roof Top," Family Home Screaming, 1999
The line of life is a snarl of loops and ends. ~James Lendall Basford (1845–1915), Seven Seventy Seven Sensations, 1897
So many problems, so many snags
To untangle every day...
~Gertrude Tooley Buckingham, "Our Mortal Foe," 1940s
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. ~Gordon W. Allport
Even when tied in a thousand knots, the string is still but one. ~Rumi
There is something very strange and unaccountable about a tow-line. You roll it up with as much patience and care as you would take to fold up a new pair of trousers, and five minutes afterwards, when you pick it up, it is one ghastly, soul-revolting tangle.
I do not wish to be insulting, but I firmly believe that if you took an average tow-line, and stretched it out straight across the middle of a field, and then turned your back on it for thirty seconds, that, when you looked round again, you would find that it had got itself altogether in a heap in the middle of the field, and had twisted itself up, and tied itself into knots, and lost its two ends, and become all loops; and it would take you a good half-hour, sitting down there on the grass and swearing all the while, to disentangle it again.
That is my opinion of tow-lines in general. Of course, there may be honourable exceptions; I do not say that there are not. There may be tow-lines that are a credit to their profession — conscientious, respectable tow-lines — tow-lines that do not imagine they are crochet-work, and try to knit themselves up into antimacassars the instant they are left to themselves. I say there may be such tow-lines; I sincerely hope there are. But I have not met with them. ~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889
When I was a kid, I believed my mom when she said that Christmas lights were designed to show Santa Claus where to land. After I got married, I believed my dad's shouts from the top of the house, "Lousy #@&*! lights!" ~Robert Kirby, "Up on the Roof Top," Family Home Screaming, 1999
Christmas lights. I bet if you took a vote, everyone would agree that the most frustrating tradition of the Christmas season is the lights. Blinking lights and twinkling lights, running lights, colored lights, white lights and recently, icicle lights. ~Liz Palagi, "Twinkle, Twinkle," Does God Hate Christmas?: A Devotional for the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, 2015
Jessie sat on the top step of her porch wrestling with the tangled string of Christmas lights, one second away from throwing the damn thing in the snow. ~Janet Chapman, Highlander for the Holidays, 2011
To be always ready a man must be able to cut a knot, for everything cannot be untied. ~Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Children and lunatics cut the Gordian knot which the poet spends his life patiently trying to untie. ~Jean Cocteau
In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. ~Arthur Koestler
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to weave. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
He grasped a handful of tangled necklaces, their intricate links kinked together in a semiprecious knot... ~J.C. Nathans, Mother Outlaw, 2011
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